May 15, 2010 – Eight Year Old Boy “Records”

See the red spot in the tree?  That’s Martin, the monkey.

A few days ago Martin came to me with a revelation, “Dad, I set a record for the farm.”  Curious, I asked what it was.  He said with some pride and trepidation, “I have the highest pee on the farm.”  Still curious, I asked, how high and where – thinking he might have decided to launch out his window.  Instead, he said, up above the power lines on the south tree.”  So, there it is, a record any eight-year old boy would treasure.  I just asked him to let me know next time he planned on beating the record, so I could plan my travels around the farm without an umbrella.

one year ago…”no post”