November 6, 2007 – Prufereedarz Hard two Fynd?
A few days ago I ranted about the poor service at Menards. Now, talk about putting a knife in the heart of an English major – check out the labels on the steel siding!

I hope Manuel can read English! I can see in his eyes, he’s ready to install!

In addition to Manuel, I’m sure the chickens that walked over this piece of siding are protesting the poor spelling and unclear verbiage! I’m still wondering why the “hols” need to be 1/16 of a foot bigger than the screws as well!
3 Responses to “November 6, 2007 – Prufereedarz Hard two Fynd?”

woody says:
November 8, 2007 at 7:02 am
WOW! then their is bad. then there is rielly bad
Sombrero Peak says:
November 8, 2007 at 10:25 am
I dialed the toll-free number and asked for Manuel. A customer service rep with no sense of humor said, “Manuel does not work in this office.” After further questioning, he said that I would need to read the “manual” before installing and that the “hols” (which I believe stands for House of Large Sizes) should be drilled 1/16 of an “inch” larger than the screws. He seemed amazed that I couldn’t figure that out myself. I suggested that he proofread the labels on the siding. Sounding completely annoyed, he replied, “I’ll check on it, sir.”
woody says:
November 9, 2007 at 6:19 am
Too damned funny!